I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
