Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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