Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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