That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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