i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
