Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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