Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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