Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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