dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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