they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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