No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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