Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
