ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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