Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You need Xanax blowdarts
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need a beard to bite.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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