i think my mom watched the whole time
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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