she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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