Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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