All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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