Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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