I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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