have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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