All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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