Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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