Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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