Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You ate ashes out of my bong
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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