Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
