how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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