mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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