No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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