Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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