thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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