The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Be still, my beating vagina.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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