How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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