it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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