just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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