After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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