There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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