Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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