you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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