Porn is love you can see.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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