That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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