I hate your face
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Come share oat with me in your robe
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
