why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ketchup is God's man juice
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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