Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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