His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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