Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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