they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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