Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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