Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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