he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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