Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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