Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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