my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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