Small penises have feelings too.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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