turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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