Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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