So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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