i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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